Can we have your...
Name: Vanessa Claire
Location: West Coast, Canada
Marital status: Unavailable, but not married
Inquiring minds need to know...
3 reasons why your "cool": I graduated two years early, I was brought up in Australia and no-one looks bad if they take my style advice
3 favourite bands and/or singers: Stan Getz, Richard Ashcroft and Jesse James
3 favourite books: Sue Townsend's Adrian Mole diaries, Wilton Barnhardt's Gospel and Antoine de St. Exupery's Le Petit Prince
3 favourite movies: Ferris Beuler's Day Off, Les Miserables and This Is Spinal Tap
3 favourite kinds of candy: Sour keys, dark chocolate and sour ju-jubes
1 favourite quote: "I know one thing the ladies love more than a regular Strongbad is a lightly toasted Strongbad..."
1 favourite color: Purple or green
The funniest words ever: Shrimp fleets
The real reason why humpty dumpty fell off the wall: He was too arrogant (refer to Lewis Carroll's Through The Looking Glass annotated edition)
The best way to kill someone, and get away with it: Poisoned blended beverage from Starbucks
Drugs: The people who can handle them already have a good handle on their lives
Tap water: We have a special faucet that re-energizes the water through crystals and it's the best ever. I hate California tap water because it tastes like swimming pools
Reality TV: I'm so bummed to have missed Trista and Ryan's wedding, so I read up on it in People at a newsstand
Communism: Will only ever be successful on small scales
Wild animals as pets: Is as stupid as letting people out in the wilderness on their own
Answer the riddle to test your inteligence...
Poor men have it; rich men need it; is greater than "god"; is more evil than the "devil" and if you eat it, you'll die? The answer is "nothing"
Finish the sentence
Why the fuck did you... anonymously invite me? I hate that!
Omg that pirate just... finished the rum. See, I saw the movie.
Did you hear about Al Sharpton, he had... santorum at his feet
Now tell me a story... Make it good!
Based on that riddle above, my friend reminded me of a time he gave a similar version to a sort-of-slow girl at a sandwich shop.
J: Hey Ruby you want to hear a riddle?
R: Sure! I love riddles!
J: All right. What's one thing that rich people don't need, poor people have, it will kill you if you eat it, and it's bigger than the universe?
R: Ummm... A horse?!
J: Ahhh... No Ruby I'm pretty sure rich people could get a horse if they wanted to.
R: Oh right.
J: And I don't think you'd die if you ate a horse.
R: Ah right.
J: And a horse isn't bigger than the universe.
R: Oh yeah.
J: And I don't think every poor person has lots of horses.
R: Oh yeah... A donkey?