my car in itself is a pirate.
i shall marry burt and his bees.
maybe i should cut down on the caffeine?
just because tim thinks i have a hot ass.
*gasp* Bertie is so dirty!
what a cute little thing she is, that cam whore.
all i have to do is look at the keyboard and U and I are together. (i thought of that myself, DAMN!)
the only man i allow in my bed.
lindsey hartmann is my baby's daddy
i know you want my deck ying yang candle holder.
tom green has got your daddy.
aww look what mi chico gave meeeee